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stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..
Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.
by jenifa December 9, 2008
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Sip Stealing

Taking extra sips from the self serve soda fountains before filling your cup and closing the lid. Offenders are usually found hanging out by the soda fountains and continously drinking from the fountain until they feel they have had a satisfactory amount. Usually sampling two or three different flavors and then proceeding to exit the fast food establishment.
"Sip Stealing is required man, how can I tell if the soda gonna be flat or not?"
by Jay Boogie February 23, 2006
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Steaming Jeremy

When you put saran wrap over someone's mouth and take a dump on the saran wrap.
"Pitler totally gave that guy a Steaming Jeremy!"
by A Tator December 18, 2008
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Steaming Sundae

A-la 2 girls one cup. This is the process of taking a hot liquid or soft serve shit into a bowl or cone to be enjoyed by your partner for desert.
We were all out of vanilla ice cream so instead I went for the steaming sundae.
by Maculese November 20, 2009
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Steaming Dirty Devil

When you take a shit on a girls face and then you proceed to ejaculate on the shit on her face.
Man last night i gave my girl a steaming dirty devil all over her face.
by haterofcrime January 20, 2011
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Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.
Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.
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Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'
"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"
by popscotch May 9, 2010
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