pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

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pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

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Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018

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Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.

Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.

by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013

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Fart Fest Steamroller

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face

That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?

by lampgash June 17, 2018

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