statustician 

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

statustician by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009

Morford Statistic 

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

Morford Statistic by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020

statisticular cancer 

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.

Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.

statisticular cancer by montycus October 10, 2007

A statistic 

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

A statistic by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017

statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.

I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.

statistical anomaly by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017

statustician 

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.

That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!

statustician by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statistacs 

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers

Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".

statistacs by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019