A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.
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People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".
They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".
They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
Bob: Did you hear that Rick is satanist now?
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
by KatieeexMatieee October 4, 2008
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something that most people think is bad but its not and most satanist dont worship the devil.thats called levay satanism. they worship satan as a symbol of freedom and power and indepence.
then theres spirtual satanism and traditional i think these to differ form each other but bascily they believe satan as a being but not as an evil being but a god .
and being a satanist dosent mean killing and orgies like some people say thiose people are weird and crazy.
then theres spirtual satanism and traditional i think these to differ form each other but bascily they believe satan as a being but not as an evil being but a god .
and being a satanist dosent mean killing and orgies like some people say thiose people are weird and crazy.
kid:is satanism evil mommy?
woman:no and u shold respect all religion and give them the benefit of the doubt and u should look into them instead of jugdeing them.
woman:no and u shold respect all religion and give them the benefit of the doubt and u should look into them instead of jugdeing them.
by supervamp August 19, 2008
Get the satanism mug.A subdivision of Satanists consisted of solely black people. Often engage in ghetto/gangsta/hood-ass illegal activities such as throwing acid in someone's face as a hate crime or vandalizing private property, such as parked vans. Have also been known to be blamed or otherwise liable for above activities as well as other criminal activities such as murder, grand theft auto, drug use, human sacrifice, graffiti, and other messed-up shit. First identified on the Comedy Central comedy John Benjamin Has A Van in the "Van Scheme" episode.
(Walking and talking)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)
by StreetSmart13601 October 13, 2011
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First, there is LaVey (I think) Satanism. This promotes worship of one's self, practicing indulgence in the 7 "deadly" sins, and other such things. This is pretty much just a step up from Atheism where instead of the high range of morals that Atheists have, you get "lower" morals. (An Atheist can still believe in what the Cristian Church preaches in terms of morals. i.e. monogamy, abstinence before marriage, etc. while not believing in God. LaVey Satanists can't have similar morals to the Church.) This practice has nothing to do at all with Lucifer, or any of his followers. These are not bad people, freaks, or any of the other labels they've been given on this site.
Another type of Satanist is the Lucifarian (SP?) Satanists, who worship Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Morning Star) as their idol. These people worship Lucifer because he is the bringer of forbidden light, he wanted humanity to have the knowledge that God and his angels do. I think they believe in a sort of "unholy trinity" consisting of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Astaroth(SP?), though I'm not sure about that last point.
First, there is LaVey (I think) Satanism. This promotes worship of one's self, practicing indulgence in the 7 "deadly" sins, and other such things. This is pretty much just a step up from Atheism where instead of the high range of morals that Atheists have, you get "lower" morals. (An Atheist can still believe in what the Cristian Church preaches in terms of morals. i.e. monogamy, abstinence before marriage, etc. while not believing in God. LaVey Satanists can't have similar morals to the Church.) This practice has nothing to do at all with Lucifer, or any of his followers. These are not bad people, freaks, or any of the other labels they've been given on this site.
Another type of Satanist is the Lucifarian (SP?) Satanists, who worship Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Morning Star) as their idol. These people worship Lucifer because he is the bringer of forbidden light, he wanted humanity to have the knowledge that God and his angels do. I think they believe in a sort of "unholy trinity" consisting of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Astaroth(SP?), though I'm not sure about that last point.
Note: Neither type of Satanism are bad people, they believe what they believe, discriminating against them is just as bad as discriminating against Muslims, Jews, or any other religion. Also, Satanist being anti-Cristian is of no importance, as all monotheist religions are anti-other religions.
P.S. I'm atheist, so this is fairly objective =D
P.S. I'm atheist, so this is fairly objective =D
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If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
Satanist: I love Satan! He was there for me and he keeps me safe :)
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
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Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists: I love Satan-Senpai! He makes me happy and he loves me.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
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