Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

Stapleford

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.

He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.

by Raven14 February 11, 2010

red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

vagina snapple

Snapple made from vagina leakage

Brandon is a vagina snapple

by Tantalizingflame92 July 26, 2015

peach snapple

a flavor of Snapple Iced Tea which when quaffed, or vapors inhaled, submites the user to an intense euphoric state or rapture

Time to go drown my sorrows in Peach Snapple

by ael April 28, 2003

smapple

a smashed or smooshed up apple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!

by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011

diet peach snapple

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.

Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.

by Pwnsauce July 29, 2006