Standoff 2

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.

RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?

by Zovio July 8, 2020

Colorado Standoff

it is a 1v1 match in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.

by dickdock December 10, 2009

Mexican Standoff

A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.

The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'

by speede September 22, 2006

Standoff

noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.

"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."

by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009

mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

by Jerktart July 31, 2011

French Standoff

A French Standoff is when you are in a conflict, and everyone gives up.

"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."

by Agrijag December 6, 2011

Portland Standoff

When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.

Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"

Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."

by sketchmeister December 7, 2012