Stamped

To be extremely fucked up from either drugs or alcohol, amped up.

Jacob: "Dude put me on a envelope and send me away because i am STAMPED!"
Me: "Dude Sick!"

by vinny2skinny June 21, 2012

Mushroom Stamped

The act of getting a dong slapped on your head

Joe was so drunk I mushroom stmaped his ass

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

stamper

smacking a girl in the face with a hard dick so hard that a red mark appears in the shape of the head of the penis

kathwack! I just stamped you

by Tim February 24, 2005

bingo stamper

When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"

She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.

by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

Stapes

Shortcut for staples.

"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."

by iamablob September 1, 2009

Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."

by footballdudes September 1, 2009