Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

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soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

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Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017

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street squish

a nasty prostitute.

i got down with some street squish last night!

by The Dango February 11, 2012

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squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

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squish hug

A hug where the female purposely tries to squeeze her breasts against the male's chest (or back if the hug is from behind)

see also: bosom hug, boobie hug

She gave such him a good squish hug that by the time she stepped away he had a huge boner.

by aznravinrobin December 28, 2005

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