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dick squeegee

One who sucks a guy completely dry
GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.
by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009
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An Ugly Word used by some dumb Nikki gurl from Dork Diaries. EW. just use OMG that's much better
Instead of SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I am UGLY. you can say OMG, I am ugly!! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-An Ugly Word used by some dumb Nikki gurl from Dork Diaries.
by PramitiN.V June 7, 2022
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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.
Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.
by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014
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Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.
"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."
by Sage Jay September 16, 2016
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Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other
Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!
by Libbyjo January 25, 2019
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Squeegee

A little annoying man . A man who is small and thinks he is better than everyone else .He is a pathetic loser .
Look at him trying to be bigger and better . Omg, he is so annoying . What a pathetic little man . He is such a squeegee !!!!
by Rita86 January 25, 2019
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