hershey spurt

The rather destructive effects of a large fart during or immediatley after anal sex. The by-product being refered to as a hershey spurt

She finally let me play the back nine, but right after I copped a hershey spurt!

by Miv January 9, 2005

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019

Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004

spunton

Its a person who digs up newly dead corpses in order to lose their virginity or boost their numbers.

If you are a spunton you are someone who has issues and is kind of a necropheliac.

by natalie & Hayley ;) February 22, 2011

spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.

I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.

by meatfluteofsavageblows July 21, 2012

Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.

Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.

by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013

Spurned on

When you are jealous of someone who doesn't have to wear pants for the rest of the day...but you know they're looking sexy doing it.

Person 1:"I'm home from work, and the pants are coming off."
Person 2:"You've got me so spurned on right now."

by Djinn565 August 12, 2017