Snurge

To aggressively and sexually sniff a seat that recently contained the arse of someone you find attractive.

As soon as she stood up and left, I snurged the fuck out of the sofa.

by bobpoowoo March 15, 2014

spergery

also written 'spergery, with an apostrophe

1. a. describes something having to do with Asperger syndrome, or extremely nerdy, obsessive, or social-skill-lacking behavior.

2. n Asperger's like behavior or atmosphere. Describes an activity nobody with a life/social skills would or should attempt. Examples include spending hours with spreadsheets figuring out the inner workings of an online game, or trying to get Linux to work. Not being able to take a joke about Linux would certainly fall under this term.

"Funny how the whole EV thing is almost unmentioned in the game itself and it took internet 'spergery to figure out how the leveling system really worked." From a Warhammer 40,000 forum

“Foobar requires so much spergery that even I could only stand to use it for like a day.” （describing a highly customizable music player)

on religion: "Higher IQ people with 'spergery tendencies don't care about this, because they have no need to connect with any community."

by gunbladezero May 17, 2010

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011

Spergbaron

A person who Spergs out so much that they have mastered the act and are so adept at doing so that they believe it to be normal behaviour.

Haha that guy demanding they change the tesla back to its pre nerf state while crying all over the forums is such a spergbaron!

by el ramo August 21, 2010

Spergma

The creamy amalgam of sperm and smegma. Formulated when a dude with a filthy, dick cheese riddle penis beats off and nuts all over his knob and froths it together.

My roommate left is nasty as cum rag on the couch. It was covered in dried spergma.

I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010

snurg nurgling

:verb:to snurg nurgle

1. to motor boat someones taint
2. to guzzle, gulp, or munch something with gusto

1. Dave: Hey you got some stuff on your nose there, Bob
Bob:Oh snap! I guess i forgot to wash my face this morning
Dave: Hmm...looks like you were up all night snurg nurgling
Bob: I am not ashamed

2. Lucielle:MANDY! COme help me move this couch!
Mandy: I can't right now, lemme finish snurg nurgling this mango. I'll be there in a sec.

by Dolphin Artemesia January 11, 2008