spud

to defecate into a woman's vagina.

"i heard you can get some nasty hepatitis from spudding"

by beeba February 24, 2005

spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 1, 2004

Spud

refers to sexual behavior or attraction between males of the same sex. As a sexual orientation, spudism refers to "having sexual and romantic attraction primarily or exclusively to members of one’s own gender", this is also occassionionally referred to as being a "raging homosexual" or as in the science field as "peterism".

Undoubtedly this has long been considered a blight upon the human population, with many refusing to accept this terminology in common culture.

The word has origins arising out of a small rural area near strabane in Co. Tyrone, Ireland.

Oh my gosh!! That young fellow is displaying quite a few spudish tendencies.

by Daniel Shipley February 11, 2009

Spud

Slang for a retarded person

Charles is a little spud

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

spud

The scarecrow dude from Bob The Builder

Muck: Oh no, it's that pesky Spud again!
Lofty: Oh nooooo! I'm scared!
Spud and Travis: Ehehehehehehe!

by Kona K. January 28, 2021

spud

A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018