TV Spelunking

When an individual watches TV muted with their own music playing in the background - this is best done with rap.

Dude 1: Dude last night I was TV spelunking on CSPAN - man can white guys can rap.

by osoisimo December 19, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Throw Spanking

When a man’s nutsack smacks a woman’s pussy while he is fucking her from behind.

Jerry’s balls were super red after throw spanking Jen for a couple hours.

by ThrowSpanker October 28, 2018

cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014