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Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.
That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.
by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018
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NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.
"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."
by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021
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Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.
My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.
by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009
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Splawning

The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual devise (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley May 9, 2011
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spraying deuce

The ass equivalent of projectile vomiting.

The act of dropping trou, spreading one's asshole to the point of tearing, and then unwillfully surrendering to your sphincter as it sprays liquified poo in a multi-angled assault.
Guy #1: Dude, you hit that oyster bar last night?
Guy #2: No.

Guy #1: Good thing, man, cause those crustaceans had me spraying deuce all night long.
by RabbiBrowstein March 30, 2010
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Shawning

Shawning; Adjective

(To Shawn, Shawning) Sh-awh-n

To ignore the world around you, generally even family and a significant other, and consume yourself in video games.
-This guy was shawning all night last night, his girlfriend was bored as hell-
by InternetReality March 10, 2014
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Scrawking

"James, stop scrawking, it'll only worsen your eczema!"
by Jimbaloo December 13, 2014
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