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Spotted Dick

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.
by TheJockStrapStrangler August 8, 2016
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SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
by Bernie: May 8, 2006
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spotted cow

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.
I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"
by Weaselsmasher May 10, 2006
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spotted owl

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.
by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007
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spotted pussy

1. Feminist version of the english pudding recipe spotted dick.

2. When a guy sees a girl.
Those guys spotted pussy when they saw some girls eating spotted pussy for breakfast.
by GLT75 May 17, 2017
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Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.
Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.
by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006
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spotted coon

Any hibbity-bippity Indian type, with or without burka, who refuses to eat a cow while half of India starves to death.

Actually, just use it for all people from India. Term is mostly derived from the fact that Indians have dots on their heads and are dark-colored folks.
I wanted to go to Third and Swanson, but the Spotted Coon driving the cab didn't speak English so I just had him drop me off at the mall.
by Otis Richard November 19, 2007
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