Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

snogging withdrawal

When you have a very strong desire or urge to snog someone because you haven't done so in a while.

I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!

by britchik92 November 30, 2010

Soggy bone

Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.

I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro

by Cambam92 April 26, 2015

Soggy jada

A soggy Jada is just like soggy waffle but with a Jada. First the participants strap a Jada down then they start the fapping. The last person to cum inside Jada’s asshole has to take a straw and slurp the cum out of Jada’s ass.

Let’s go give Jada a soggy Jada

by Not Jada September 1, 2018

Soggy Mushroom

A urinated dick.

A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.

by terdleface July 25, 2009

doop snogg

The friendly white rapper who sings of treating women with respect and abstaining from drugs and alcohol. Also known as H-Man.

Doop Snogg says respect your elders!

by c bizzle mah nizzle bizzle April 14, 2011

soggy rowden

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the rowden is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the rowden) is forced to eat it. The rowden soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

who fancies a game of soggy rowden?

by phily the rinser August 25, 2010