In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

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Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

by HsKL1 December 10, 2018

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Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

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whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

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Sporking

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

by quockmacs December 22, 2009

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