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Sludgepump

When you get a girl to half squat and fist her ass, but as you are fisting her you use the suction that your fist pumps create to loosen her bowels onto the floor. Or, if performing the "Korean Slugepump", you get her to release them onto your stomach and genitals.
'I have a hefty doctor bill to pay for the rediculous Sludgepump that i preformed on a transexual stripper last night.'

'Boy tom, is it ever hard to wash feces out of your ballhair after you admister a real good Korean Sludgepump.'
by dig- September 14, 2009
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sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!
by Drew Bob September 18, 2008
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splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.
Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good
by Captain Sock July 28, 2008
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Spluge

I just spluged all over my hand, my girlfriend will come lick it off!
by Big COCK December 12, 2003
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Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.
I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.
by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004
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sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.
The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.
by Yui September 21, 2003
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Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011
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