Splaff

(n.) A mixture of tobacco & marijuana usually in the ratio of 90:10.
(v.) to spark a splaff.

Gus splaff'd so hard Phoebe couldn't get him hard

by HieuHefner August 7, 2014

Splaffer

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.

"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"

by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003

Spreaf

A quickly spreading expulsion of sexual fluids and air which exits a vagina after sexual intercourse with a below average penis. Typically men run in fear on a desperate search for Kleenex.

After Danny ejaculated, his bimbo spreafed all over his face sending him on a desperate search for Kleenex.

by LaSpreafa January 10, 2013

St George's academy Sleaford

The shit hole of a school in Sleaford well known for the perverted teachers in it . The school is full of chavs and road men who would most definitely fuck all of you up after a spliff the main teacher to look out for is Mr Franks as he is a pedo disguised as a gorilla he has ultra hairy arms and glasses so run the other direction when you see him.

"Look it's pedo Franks from St George's academy Sleaford run the other way before he bums you "

by Anonymous users ¹²³ March 26, 2021

sleaf

Verb. To ejaculate on one's partner while spooning due to a nocturnal emission.

I'm sorry I sleaffed on you last night, babe.

by sleafmaster September 18, 2006

splearn

The action in which a female has a violent orgasm causing her to crap real bad and a lot, consequently resulting in a stinky nut sack.

Amanda: Ohh I'm going to splearn!
Tony Meatballs: Eh! don't shit on my nut sack

by Laevsky March 12, 2008

Spleef

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

by Gatapi October 9, 2011