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The action in which a female has a violent orgasm causing her to crap real bad and a lot, consequently resulting in a stinky nut sack.
Amanda: Ohh I'm going to splearn!
Tony Meatballs: Eh! don't shit on my nut sack
by Laevsky March 12, 2008
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Splean

Splean (Russian: Сплин) is a popular Russian rock band. The band was formed and released its first album in 1994. Since then, they have remained one of the most popular rock bands in Russia and the former Soviet Union. The band's name is derived from "spleen" (in the sense of "depression"), and the "ea" spelling in English is a pun on the spelling of the Beatles.It was borrowed from a short poem by Sasha Cherny, a well-known poet, lived and worked in the beginning of the XX century. The band's creator and frontman is Alexander Vasilyev (lead vocals, guitar), other members are Vadim Sergeyev (guitar), Dmitry Kunin (bass-guitar), Nikolay Rostovsky (keyboards) and Alexey Mesherekov (drums). So far the band has released 18 albums, which include 3 live albums, 2 compilations, and also 4 singles. Despite rumours that the group is on the verge of breaking up, Splean continues performing throughout Russia and the world. The band frequently experiments and evolves, so that the current version of Splean is quite different from its original version.
I totally love that last Splean album "Resonance". Although I'm not very familiar with Russian music and hardly understand the lyrics, their music is really charming.
by Gtribe June 7, 2015
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Splean Poker McGee

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"
by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022
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splear

Joe spleared in danny's ear
by Dr. love January 28, 2005
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Slearn

To think you can learn while sleeping.
I tried to slearn while I was hungover. Turns out, that just makes you dumber
by VeryThiccBooty June 14, 2020
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diggin in tha splean

diggin in tha splean means intercourse whether vaginal or anal.
"uh now thats real gangsta shit tag teamin on a bitch in a motel 6, 40 on tha back 6 on the top, diggin in tha splean with a gangsta lean." from Brotha Lynch Hungs "Real Gansta Shit"
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Splearf Engargay

Splearf Engargay is the phrase that defines people who like to get their swerve on especially at dance parties that nobody else goes to.
That one guy is so cool and lame because of his Splearf Engargay at that Valentine's party.
by thearmysharkofdeath February 13, 2015
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