Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.

"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."

by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021

Splawning

The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual devise (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).

The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.

by Funky Charley May 9, 2011

Splazoingas

Female Tits', boobies', breasts Cleavage. Generally what you call big breasts' on a female.

Damn she got some huge Splazoingas!!!

Look at those Splazoingas on that girl, bro.

by splazoingas August 29, 2014

Posh-Splaining

Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.

Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.

by Lillburne March 14, 2017

splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.

Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.

by Rudarudd July 29, 2011