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Western Sizzler

when a girl is tickling your gooch(males only) and a hair gets stuck under her fingernail.
This girl gave me the worst western sizzler last night, but she didnt mean to.
by shshsha March 1, 2009
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spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp
Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
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the new york sizzler

when saliva is used as lube after drinking a lot of alcohol the alcohol in the saliva makes the vagina or what ever whole thats being used burn.
a guy takes a shot of everclear and then spits on his dick and rams it into a vagina causing a burning sensation for the girl in her vagina hence the new york sizzler
by mrx3 January 27, 2010
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Texas Sizzler

When a female hooks up a jumper cable to a guys dick and to her mouth, then gives the guy a blowjob- Texas Sizzler.
I heard Nate's in the hospitle because last night his girlfriend gave him the old Texas Sizzler Technique..
by Rape them puppies April 26, 2010
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sizzler

A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.
Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
by Fearman February 22, 2008
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Skizzler

(transitive verb)

A con man or woman. An aging thief or cheat. Washed up or Has been con who wants something from you, usually your cash. A card shark.
Watch your purse when that old skizzler is around.

Let's cross the street before that skizzler gloms on to us.
by Rose Cottage August 14, 2009
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