smizzer

a guy with a small dick!

ana: jess, dat guy i just fucked is a total smizzer!! ahhh!

jessica:omg dat sucks my guy had a big ass dick!!

by gahhhvagina!!!penis!!!dick!!! March 20, 2009

spitzer

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.

The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.

by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008

Spitzer

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

by Itsnotthatfunny March 13, 2008

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

Shizzer

A shizzer is when two people of any sex presses their anuses together and literally shits in eachothers ass and plays with eachothers pheses with theirs bum cheeks. so whoever does that could be refered to as a shizzer

i swear i felt so dirty for that was my first time last night but i really did enjoy that shizzing session we had together. does this mean i'm a shizzer now?

by anybody who knows October 19, 2009

Spazzert

Someone who has such violent mood swings/tantrums they seem almost either obsessive compulsive or epileptic.

by Dertt October 9, 2003

Spizterd

Paying way too much for sexual services.

Elliot: I think I paid too much for that Ho last night.
Me: Why? How much did she get you for?
Elliot: Five thousand for one hour + train fare.
Me: Ouch dog, you got Spizterd

by MeTooAgain March 11, 2008