shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

snitered

To perform a sneeze and a fart simultaneously. This action is normally caused, due to high pressure caused by the person(s) performing an uncontrolled sneeze, whilst holding in methane gas over a long period of time. The end result can be devastating, and often embarrassing.

Haaa-Chuuuu, prtttttt, opps I sneezed and farted at the same time, excuse me.- Snitered

by Basagre January 20, 2008

Slithered

To get drink

I’m getting so slithered to night just like a little snek!

by Jake06219198 June 19, 2018

Spitzer

A Swiss-German version of the British term "Wanker"

"Hansli isch en Spitzer", "Hansli is a Wanker"

by Javier W,P April 30, 2006

Slizzered

verb- The act of chugging a Four Loko and eating a strawberry pop-tart. Can be done in groups of 2-4 which entails taking a chug or two of the Four Loko, eating a bite of the pop-tart, and then passing the Four Loko. Can also be done solo if you really want to get FUBAR. Predominantly found on Long Island, especially in the Massapequa area, but is currently being expanded to the Boston area with dispersion of college students.

I don't remember anything after we all got slizzered.

Yo man, let's get slizzered! I've got the Four Lokos!
I'll get the pop-tarts! What flavor?
Come on man, it HAS to be strawberry!

by JWOWW!! November 19, 2010

spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008