spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw October 2, 2007

spiderweb

What is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. When it sticks across the spaces between your fingers and palm.

I took my spiderweb and stuck it in her mouth afterwards.

by that weird guy June 2, 2008

angry spiderweb

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

by 1337man7331 April 21, 2009

Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012

Spiderwebs

long time unused vagina

Guy: When was the last time you had sex?
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!

by sweatymexi December 8, 2014

Spiderweb

The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.

Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?

by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016

Spiderweb

A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy

Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?

P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old

by samm...y May 17, 2006