cord spiders

When one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. These bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.

I can't reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!

by Shelly Paul April 15, 2006

spiderus

Spider father in Miss Spider's Sunny Patch. Has a pepper headed wife and triplets. Can be used in any sentence jokingly.

"Without makeup, you look as good as Spiderus."

by Scarce Spideris April 1, 2017

the pink spiders

A band, for people that have taste unlike entries 2 and 3, that is simply AMAZING.
They're fun people, a fabulous live band, marvelous songs, cool clothes, and they're just freaking awesome. :D
They have has three albums out, The PInk Spiders are Taking Over,Hot Pink, and Teenage Graffiti.
And a their new album, Sweat It Out, is coming soon.
Buy it or be square! =D
Don't know who they are?
Check out their MySpace/website and let their awesomeness overpower you. =
The Pink Spiders are love.(:

Me: Woot! Check out this awesome band called The Pink Spiders best buddy! :D
Best Buddy: Oh my goodness. They are wow. I love them!
Me: Well let's love them together! :D

And me and my best buddy lived happily ever after. :

by bobaBrittney October 3, 2007

Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )

Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"

"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"

Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians

by Dr. A.R.C. Tolkein, DMFA. February 12, 2009

Spiderbush

To have a large defined bush of pubic hair, so large and perfect that no light can be seen on your scrotum. Some forms of insects and food may be lodged in your bush that may never return.

Easty: Tommy what a fine Spiderbush you have.
Tommy: Yes Easty, what a fine large bush it is. Some have flocked from all over the world to see this bush.

by Plugg3r January 1, 2012

Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

Spiderus

The maniacal white spider from Ms Spiders Sunny Patch Kids.

It also means insane or legit

That guy is sooooo spiderus there's now as legit as HIM.

by awsb2006 June 10, 2019