Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

Saltiest Spittoon

When you drink the cum from the my little pony cum jar

My jar just filled, im going to have the saltiest spittoon and share it with my girl.

by Saltiestsweetest66 January 24, 2021

the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging

by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022

Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!

Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kiss My Ass 1337 November 28, 2020

Salty Spittoon

When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.

Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”

by Ricky nards November 9, 2017

Alabama Spittoon

The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.

“Hey sis, wanna do the Alabama Spittoon?”
“Sure bro but I’ve gotta practice the angle first.”

by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020

Marie (Splatoon Idol)

A beautiful idol who is a part of the best idol group, the Squid Sisters- with a rare, yet radiant smile. When she smiles, it is genuine. The benefits of her smiling include that of her smile being less scary than most inklings as her teeth are less protruding and are smaller. She’s got milk white tentacles and sparkling gold eyes. Marie is everything that an idol should be and sets the highest standard for that.

Marie (Splatoon Idol) is absolutely beautiful. Her kimono looks elegant on her in Splatoon 2’s Hero Mode.

by marieism September 27, 2021