spress screening

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.

Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.

by Book_face June 8, 2010

Spiss

A small puddle of watery Mexican piss in front of a porta John used by Serbs to wash there dick beaters

Beige exited the porta shitter and and washed his small hands in the spiss.

by Spicifications October 13, 2022

Biso Spesh

A special order at McDonalds which contains:

1x Deluxe Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese

1x Large Fries

1x Coca Cola

20x Chicken Nuggets

2x Apple Pies

and occasionally 5 Hashbrowns all doused in Sweet and Sour Sauce.

Damn dude the last dude who ate a biso spesh in one go got gout and lactose intolerance.

by xdethboix420x May 19, 2021

New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.

I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.

by jstringy October 14, 2011

Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

SPEDS

SPECIAL ED STUDENT,A SLOW PERSON,A DUMB ASS

STOP BEING A SPEDS.
WHAT A SPEDS.

by D.FLIZZ March 16, 2009

make out sess

a moment of time totally dedicated to kissing and heavy petting. see also tease, blueballed, second base

"You wouldn't believe what happened, man. I almost scored with Brittany, but I got blueballed with a make out sess"

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 20, 2004