Spest

The biggest, cow farming douchebag that anyone will ever meet. Usually stands about 6'3" tall and weigh about 110 pounds. Other names include Spist, Spesty, Asbestos, and "Hey Speeeest". Nobody should be proud of being a Spest.

Dude that faggot is such a spest.

by LBC123 October 14, 2014

spest

A shortened term for a "sex pest", a pervert

God, did you hear what Tony did last night, he's such a spest. The spest from the west!

by smjm_arr April 16, 2019

Spest

An honorable guy who is a hero to a lot of people and doesn’t fear anything. If you call someone a Spest in Germany he will instantly try to become friends with you.

Thank you Olaf, you’re such a Spest!

by MisterMistery December 6, 2021