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The biggest, cow farming douchebag that anyone will ever meet. Usually stands about 6'3" tall and weigh about 110 pounds. Other names include Spist, Spesty, Asbestos, and "Hey Speeeest". Nobody should be proud of being a Spest.
Dude that faggot is such a spest.
Spest by LBC123 October 14, 2014
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An honorable guy who is a hero to a lot of people and doesn’t fear anything. If you call someone a Spest in Germany he will instantly try to become friends with you.
Thank you Olaf, you’re such a Spest!
Spest by MisterMistery December 6, 2021

Spectaculacular 

Adj./ variation of Spectacular: A word to describe how you feel when you're high on medications that the doc gives you while in the hospital or psychiatric ward. That feeling of being out of control of what you say or do and feeling like you are on cloud nine.
Dean: You okay?

Sam: No. No, I'm not okay

I... I am awesome

Dean: They give you something?

Sam: Oh, yeah. They gave me everything.

It's Spectaculacular

From Supernatural Season 5 Episode 11 Sam, Interrupted
Spectaculacular by VampAngl12 September 14, 2010

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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