sperm brow

overplucked eyebrows that resemble a single sperm, swimming towards the center of one's face.

Did you see Sally's overplucked eyebrows? That girl has a bad case of sperm brow!

by CLASH JCLC February 1, 2012

Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

sperm brothers

(n) Men who have had sexual intercourse with the same person.

Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake are sperm brothers, as are Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn.

by CBRO December 19, 2006

Sperm Cave

A big dark stanky pussy that men often get lost in.

Yo gmoney I heard Ashley D has one giant ass sperm cave. Coy got lost for hours.

by funky jizz master June 13, 2009

Sperm Genocide

When a male masturbates, killing countless amounts of defenseless sperm.

Tyler: Duuuude last night I whacked off.

Jackie: Way to go and commit sperm genocide...

by mofo96 June 22, 2011

Sperm Cramp

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.

“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”

by Ninji (the real one) April 25, 2023

sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009