True Speech

Though its origin can not thoroughly be understood, it is believed to be the far better version of saying 'True say', 'True dat' or 'True that' and also shares the same meaning. As such, is is:

1. Used to acknowledge a statement said by another.

2. Used to agree with another.

3. Used in any instance where a speech is made with an appropriate level of correctness.

See Also: True dat, True that, True say, Yes.

Jim: Wow, that's a nice television.
Tom: True Speech.

Sam: I really suck at this game.
Tom: True speech, you do suck.

Obama: *speech*
Tom: True Speech, True Speech.

by True Speech June 21, 2011

Spellchecker

A useful tool that way too many people do not, but should be, taking advantage of. spellcheck, n00b, lazy, ignant, wtf

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Don't you have access to a spellchecker of some kind?

by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.

This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Speechophobia

The fear of speaking to people

Do you know that girl?
No.
Why?
She doesn't talk to anyone because she has speechophobia.

by DarkScienceGirl July 12, 2015

Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device

ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”

by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018

Italian Speech Impediment

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012

Tate Speech

When someone is being so absurdly provocative and based (usually in the form of a videotaped rant) the entire dialogue can only be described as "Tate Speech."

Beta: Did you see Andrew Tate's new video where he called female promiscuity disgusting? He needs to be canceled!
Other person: That's Tate Speech!!!

by DivineMonkey25 July 8, 2022