by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014
A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.
by Protected September 10, 2003
When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.
by Improvise April 17, 2011
The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when attempting to communicate with each other. Given that these living abortions have no grey matter to start with, it is a fuckin miracle that they can even make noises.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Chav scum: "grunt, ugg oog, oh-oh , innit"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
by normal thinker February 11, 2008
Considered a disease , this language is primarily typed out ( barely) and only literate to people who ate paint chips as a child. This Dialect was only recently discovered on Lothar and currently being studied on certain Forums.
Used in a Sentence: Trying to understand what Ste types is like trying to understand what Maxim says on TS
Used in a Sentence: Trying to understand what Ste types is like trying to understand what Maxim says on TS
Ex 1)interesting how they position him first movie ive seen where he faces another way... something we could try perhaps i wanted to see what the mages did perhaps and im thinking that maybe mages cannot sheep him bec MT isnt in line of sight due to the broken pillar btw mages and MT i aint sure ( Ste Speech)
Ex 2)
people the entire time are talking in general chat... afk.. not paying attention... not knowing what to do or lack of quick action during diff situations aka aggro or sheeep or etc just as examples
about the colors we got... we wtfpwned the colors after a first couple tries of figuring it out... colors had nothing tod o with us landing nef almost everytime and then ahving the MT die everytime
colors dont effect our performance when nef lands and we had most of our team up but somehow MT died each time.... thats the issues why we didnt kill nef
about last night i heard tons of lag.... i couldnt log on at all till like 11pm bec of the server bullcrap... soo yea thats my 2cents (Ste Speech)
Ex 2)
people the entire time are talking in general chat... afk.. not paying attention... not knowing what to do or lack of quick action during diff situations aka aggro or sheeep or etc just as examples
about the colors we got... we wtfpwned the colors after a first couple tries of figuring it out... colors had nothing tod o with us landing nef almost everytime and then ahving the MT die everytime
colors dont effect our performance when nef lands and we had most of our team up but somehow MT died each time.... thats the issues why we didnt kill nef
about last night i heard tons of lag.... i couldnt log on at all till like 11pm bec of the server bullcrap... soo yea thats my 2cents (Ste Speech)
by Bdubz February 8, 2006
I can't do it no more. It's been 2 years of waiting. She needs to stop looking for Mr. Right when I'm right here. I'm about to drop A Recognize Speech on her and see what happens,
by MWstein November 19, 2016
the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
by dalto o o o n March 6, 2017