shardage

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

Sparatic

Acting weirdly around your friends but you're low key being yourself so you give no fucks.

"Yo man Albert is acting so Sparatic"
"It's cool dawg he's just doing his thing"

by KiloWalt May 26, 2018

Shardai

Shardai Is the most beautiful caring, talented,

unique girl in the world . perfectly imperfect. she is shy but when you get to know her she is fun and goofy but also freaky . Omg her eyes and her smile can just make whole heart melt.she is well know for her model looks and great sense of style .shardai has a real positive vibe to her . Just being around gives you butterflies . She can be mean at times but . She is a type of person who is not scared to call you out on something. She dont take SHIT from anyone. Shardai is someone that you can always count on the be there for you no matter what happens. Shardai is someone you want to hang out with if you wanna have fun. if you have a shardai in your life Marry her, make sure she'yours . She is wifey material. She'd make you the happiest man alive.

"That chick is so hot "
She is sitting on top of the world and conquring it one step at a time

Shardai The most beautiful, caring and talented

by Caligirl254 November 29, 2021

SparableParsley

When one has so much hair in their pubic region that they could shave it all off and make a black man's afro

One man says, "Yo I was watching man on man porno and this guy has so much sparableparsley it was not even funny!!!"
"What the hell? You are so homo!" Someone else replies.
"Kind of." He stammers back.

by Not a PVTMW91 April 13, 2009

Sparagmate

The conjugated verb of sparagmos. The act of several female dick worshipers ripping young men to shreds, starting with their penis.

Not to be confused with masturbate.

Hey look! It's Colt! Lets go sparagmate his ass.

Or, That Dick cheated on me! LETS SPARAGMATE!

by Anony Miss November 5, 2009

Sparangutan

a spastic orangutan ... an orangutan with a heavy disability

wow that Sparangutan just ate his own head

that Sparangutan will do it for ten dorrah

by TheSkillzy February 27, 2011

spandangley

Very fancy. Almost flamboyant and maybe too tight. Perhaps containing sparkles and or spangles that may perhaps dangle

That(insert noun) is very spandangley.

Elvis wore spandangley clothes.

by denief May 27, 2014