Spandoo

A really ugly girl, like pig shit ugly
See 'SEB SCALE'

'Mate, that blind date was a fucking spandoo!'

by OlieOlieOlie June 14, 2008

spanco

A unit of currency that fluctuates wildly with every other currency. It is useful for emphasizing how expensive something is or in wagers when one does not want to use the common currency. Individuals can decided how spancos can be redeemed as well as the exchange rate, when presented with them.

I bet you 5 spancos you can't touch your elbows behind your back.

That restaurant will cost at least 1 million spancos.

by Timmy Ho's February 20, 2009

Spankography

Kind of porn designed for instant results(no frills but plenty of spills)when time is of the essence. No stories,not seductive disrobing just straight into it.

James was pleased to see the display of spankography at the Sperm Donors clinic.He knew not only would his balls be lighter but his pockets would be bulging.

by cpRtech July 18, 2007

spannon

someone with a loud mouth. nosy. knows everything. oh and a chauffeur. code names are her thing. wants to go to Africa one day. she likes moose.

Spannon was talking to lime the other day.

by rtb309 March 5, 2009

spanogyny

A scarcity of women.

God, it's a spanogyny in here... a real sausage-fest.

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear

His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!

by badbitbucket May 17, 2016

Spantoon

A combination harpoon & spanto knife blade made popular by Rick Hinderer Knives.

I’m carrying my spantoon today. My spantoon will cut!

by Garylmc May 6, 2018