spanco 

A unit of currency that fluctuates wildly with every other currency. It is useful for emphasizing how expensive something is or in wagers when one does not want to use the common currency. Individuals can decided how spancos can be redeemed as well as the exchange rate, when presented with them.

I bet you 5 spancos you can't touch your elbows behind your back.

That restaurant will cost at least 1 million spancos.

spanco by Timmy Ho's February 20, 2009

Spankover

When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.

Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!

Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013

Spuncophile 

Noun

A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.

Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).

Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.

Spuncophile by Lord Horatio Richards May 14, 2022

Spanch 

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

Spanch by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021

Spanch 

The destruction of Bowser via spanking.

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.

Spanch by 4Derps February 7, 2021

Spanch 

When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.

I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!

Spanch by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021

Spanorkfaknife 

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike

hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

Spanorkfaknife by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009