spaniels ears

Large floppy breasts

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.

by Dave February 5, 2003

Spaniard

Person from Spain, one of the greatest European empires of all times. The word usually brings to mind the feared Spanish 'conquistadores' who conquered and colonized large part of the American continent, and turned Spain into the world's number one world potency for several centuries.

"Those Spaniards are cruel, they massacred millions of natives when they arrived to the New World!" - Random liberal PC faggot.

by Stomper88 November 3, 2004

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

Spaniels ears

A saggy pair of breasts

Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears

by Norbert Valiant March 14, 2011

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Cock spaniel

(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.

Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.

Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!

by Triskallion December 30, 2008