all sorts of fucked

akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.

After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he was all sorts of fucked.

by Matt Stephens December 30, 2003

sort you out

verb To sort out means to resolve some unfinished business or problem with someone or something.

bentley's gonna sort you out!

by rich rick December 30, 2010

Sort man out

A term created in Nottingham. Referring to everyday needs.

Person 1 - Safe, lend us a tenner?
Person 2 - Erm.. No
Person 1 - C'mon... Sort man out

by NG5 R3D February 24, 2009

some sort of cunt

A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.

"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"

"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"

by mudhut September 24, 2014

sort you out

To give another person his share of something, typically used in a financial connotation or as means of assisting another

Give me your share of the money, and I'll place the bet. Once we win I'll sort you out.

I know you can't get it working; give me a minute or two and I'll come over there and sort you out.

by Bels November 8, 2005

See it. Say it. Sorted.

A phrase that railway companies and British Transport Police say over and over to try and deliberately agitate passengers of trains or those inside a train station.

*Announcement in train station*: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!

by LordJenal July 27, 2023

Friends with sort of benefits

Friends with benefits but you guys don’t have sex. you just make out and are really close until you guys fall for each other.

me and sara are Friends with sort of benefits

by eli houldding December 4, 2019