Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.

Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

by Christophe Graham June 21, 2006

shmoney dance

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.

Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.

by straightcheesin August 20, 2014

simonetti

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

by IrishPirate November 18, 2005

Simone

The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.

Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!

*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*

by SpanishNick1991 September 1, 2011

want someone

To have the urge, or strong desire, to have sex with someone.

"I want someone. Someone meaning you!"
"I want you too. So bad!"

by L0ver0fY0u October 2, 2011

cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

by Diego September 16, 2003

Simone

Simone is a BABE!!!
Her sense of humor is dark but hilarious. Her smile lights up a room as does her laugh. She's got curves like no other and eyes like a tiger. And when it comes to dating she s a BEAST IN BED!!!! but she cares about who she loves and would do anything for them <3

Man, you're dating a Simone? Lucky..

by anonymos03 June 30, 2017