simonetti 

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

simonetti by IrishPirate November 18, 2005

simonet 

doing something stupid or wrecklace without thinking

that kid just did made a huge simonet and it may have completely ruined his life

simonet by joe wiles101 June 14, 2010

Simonette 

Simonette is the most caring and gorgeous girl in the world. She is very smart, she knows when to back down. She is a little nervous around new people but she warms up eventually. She is a goofball sometimes but it adds to her charm. She is very loyal and she never lowers her standard for anybody. She’s a little whitewashed but can still swear you out in Spanish. She also likes tall guys.

I love Simonette

Simonette by liam.vives February 8, 2023

simonetta 

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

simonetta by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

simonellis 

A person who everyone likes and loves to death. the most gorgeous guy in the world.

yes, i would like shag that simonellis to death

simonellis by alan the philosopher October 2, 2003

simontini 

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.

"Oh my god. She is so Simontini today."
"I need a Simontini tonight"

simontini by Profz March 12, 2016

simoneta 

An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.

Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.

simoneta by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021