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SOMF

abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
SOMF BITCH!!!
by purple dream March 31, 2009
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Libertarians-in-Somalia

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
by FranklySpeaking June 13, 2013
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Somalia

Where the Army's 10th mountain division finally got noticed.
(Sept 93) Hey the skinnys of this country of Somalia are real peaceful, but then again everywheres got its bad places.
by Terry Jamison, August 12, 2004
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somalitarian

"Somalitarian" is an extreme form of Libertarian, who advocates no taxation, no regulations and no government, just like the situation in Somalia.
"Why should I pay taxes? All of these regulations make me sick. Get your government's hand out of my pocket."

"What a silly Somalitarian".
by bob.massingbird September 22, 2011
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SOMFA

Meaning "sitting on my fucking ass". This is something that Comcast technicians in particular do while either waiting to go to another job, or waiting out the rest of the day before going home. Only the most baller of techs may use this expression.
John just got done with his 10-1 install, and now he said he is SOMFA at the bricks.
by Anonymous1625 December 3, 2009
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sofloantonio

A wombat who loves kidnapping men, dressing them up as Jesus and forcing them to view his stolen content. After this, he rips off their foreskin with his teeth and adds it to his collection of stolen foreskin. Then he shoves his long, thin tongue into their urethra so he can taste some of their wee wee. While he does this, he continuously exclaims that he's Facebook famous.

Also, doesn't even have a good lawyer. Sofloantonio, pls respond.
Marcus Dibble: *roasts tf out of soflo and exposes him as a fisher (fisher for likes, that is) on YouTube*

Sofloantonio: *can't afford a real lawyer to get the Youtube video taken down*
by RainbowKitties_ September 4, 2016
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WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA

Person 1: Hey can you turn on some music.
Person 2:WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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