Sockomnia

Being sexually aroused by your father inlaws sock. Being kept awake at night by the thought of wanking into your father inlaws sock, whilst being rubbed on the back by your mother in law.

"you look tired today, Jim". "yeah, i've got Sockomnia, i've been awake all night thinking about having a wank in my father inlaws grubby sock, i'm shattered"

by Sharpele82 June 3, 2015

Sockosexual

A man who masterbates with a sock pulled over his dick to catch the cum

What a sockosexual, he already jacked off in 6 socks before noon.

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

socionaut

One who engages in the contemplative arts of sociology/psychology whilst venturing out into society, which can be either in reality or virtually. Basically a psychonaut who can be tripping balls or trippin without necessarily the need for drugs .

I trolled that message board and saw some quite interesting triggering, I'm such a socionaut!

by twentyfourcharacters_max January 21, 2017

High Sockin'

The act of wearing your pants no longer than mid calf in order to display your high socks.

Friend 1: "Get a load of that bruvner over there!"
Friend 2: "Oi, mate, he sure is high sockin' today!"

by Craigs_Username September 27, 2018

sockobo

Someone that acts like a hard man but actually there just a little pussy bitch.

Wow dude get out off my face you sockobo

by AmHard -_- November 21, 2016

Louisiana Brown Socking

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.

Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.

by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003

Socionix

The shorter way to write the word Socionics which chops off the last two letters and replaces them with a single 'x'.

Have you joined that Socionix forum yet?

by WhiteKnight82 June 23, 2009