Social Securitits

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.

Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.

by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012

Black Sock

Originally observed during an urgent, unplanned wardrobe transition from business attire to comfortable clothes at the onset of band practice, the term, 'Black Sock', evolved symbolically from a stereotypical garment donning of conformity (working for 'the man') to a statement of transformation, rebellion, commitment, fun, freedom and an unrelenting promulgation of ingenious collaboration with band mates. Sometimes chanted in the form of familiar choral revelries so as to induce and incite a frolic oriented 'BLACK SOCK' dance as an acknowledgement of symbiotic creativity among band mates.

Scenario Form and Description
Band member shows up to practice in business attire, quickly changes into shorts and a shirt, realizes he does not have extra socks, embarrassingly saunters into the arena with his guitar + comfortable clothes wearing his black business socks. Band mates, quick to observe and curtail said identity kerfuffle caused by the leftover business garments, initiate a chant:
"D Dog, Yes!!!

BLACK SOCK left,

BLACK SOCK right,

BLACK SOCK mutha fu**** gonna dance all night"
At the induced choral behest of his band mates, D Dog drops his instrument and proceeds to entertain his comrades with an accompanying Court Jester tempo oriented kick swap dance as a method of activating band member creativity.

by Charitable Disguise November 9, 2019

social togetherness

Social togetherness is the opposite of social distancing. It's the new cultural movement which began in 2023. Since social distancing is the most fucked thing in history, we now need an equal amount of social togetherness to unfuck things.

Michelle: "I don't want to socially distance from you anymore"
Dany: "Social distancing is fucked"
Michelle: "Let's do some social togetherness, I'm coming over"
Dany: "Come over at 10pm for an unfucking session"

by D the Top G January 10, 2023

Sociodetox

Sociodetox: a period in time when one refrains from any and all social contact; whether it be in person, social media or both.

Bob had become cynical of the human race. He was mentally, emotionally and spiritually exhausted and needed to sociodetox in attempt to be right with the world again.

by Deus-ex-machina May 13, 2023

Social Methbooking

facebooking while on a meth bender

I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking

by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

toe socks

Like gloves for your feet; the fabric goes around each toe separately. Fun & Cool!

The toe socks proved to be a hit & a popular gift. So Cute!

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Eye-sockey

Another word for Ice Hockey.

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2019