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snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.
Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning
by VHosey December 12, 2008
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Snoopy Boobs

Boobs that look like Snoopy's head
Snoopy boobs like my friend growing up had...and we snickered at them to make our little itty bitty's feel better
by wutheringheights September 22, 2010
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sloozy

Noun or adjective;

1. Literally a cross between a slut and a floozy.

2. The ultimate whore.

3. Word to describe the kind of person mentioned above.
Conservative best friend: "Sarah, you look like such a sloozy with that skimpy dress on."

Angry ex-girlfriend: "That sloozy bitch stole my boyfriend!"
by youreonastick September 3, 2006
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snoozophile

A person afflicted by the condition of having no control over the urge to repeatedly hit the snooze button on the alarm clock.

Common signs and symptoms include:
starry eyed gaze, sleep talking, day dreaming, drooling, constantly talking about bat shit crazy ass dreams of all sorts, wearing miss matched socks, unparalleled artistic sense and intuition, annoyed roommates, ability to get ready for work in three minutes time in which it would take a normal person thirty, bed head of the dead, pillow marks and blanket lines covering face and arms, unable to make complete sentences in the morning, and having them tell you "just five more minutes,... I swear, really...yeah"
person 1: "I hit the snooze button 32 times this morning. That blows my record of 25 out of the water!"
person 2: "Sounds like you might have a problem, like you're turning into a snoozophile or something."
person 1: "Yeah, but I had a dream that I was flying through the air, and I was on fire, but it didn't hurt or anything, it was SOOOOOO cool!"
by BigBankHank February 6, 2014
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Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.
Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.
by punmaster93 November 14, 2017
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Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.
Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.
by Fatman joe October 11, 2018
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scoozy

Why did you jump from the roof you scoozy?!
by Myles Moseley October 7, 2020
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