snitchware

Any piece of hardware and/or software that implements features that invade their user's privacy, usually with the intent of catching them doing something illegal. This could be anything from A.I.s scanning for exploitive pictures of children on your device, to your phone's microphone recording the conversations you have with your friends in real life, to even bots that report you to the authorities for posting edgy memes on social media. Depending on the country, the consequences of being snitched on by big tech can either be none at all, or life ruining.

Example 1:
In the 1980s, Xerox developed machine identification code that every printer hides on printed pieces of paper. This code can be used to trace the printed piece of paper back to the printer it came from. Xerox created snitchware.

Example 2:
Apple implemented an A.I. to their phones that will scan your images in your icloud and compare them to a database of known CP. If the A.I. finds a potential match, it will automatically report you to the authorities. Apple created snitchware.

by bigppn1gg4 September 5, 2021

snitch ditch bitch

A grimy ass bitch always looking for attention & she do anything to get it even snitch. Then after she snitch you gotta put her in a ditch!

That girl you been pimping out for 5 years told everybody you sell drugs. Yeah I called her a snitch ditch bitch 2 years ago!

by Lady Gangsta March 22, 2022

Dry snitching

The unintentional or intentional act of incriminating someone without it seeming like you are trying to incriminate them.

*Intentional*
*guys sees someone get pop instead of water with his free cup.
Guy (to cashier)- wow I want free pop just like him!
Pop guy- quit dry snitching!

*Unintentional*
Brother 1- *sneaks to a party he wasn't supposed to go to
*next morning
Unsuspecting Brother 2 (in front of parents)- how was that party last night?
Brother 2- my bad bro I didn't mean to dry snitch like that

by Yabba doe April 3, 2021

Leo Le Snitch

Describes a person who can't mind their own business and snitches on people.

Jack: Dude how did you get in trouble
James: Someone snitched on me
Jack: Wow he sounds like a real Leo le Snitch

by anonymous March 3, 2022

Snitched

When someone tells on you about somthing dumb because they think they are superior to you and/or just jealous

Person 1: Britney snitched to the vp for cheating on the chemistry test

Person 2: that bitch just mad because she could never get away with it

by ryder42 April 1, 2015

Snitch Bitch Ass Nigga

A black ass nigga that sells out to anotha punk ass to further his gain.

A nigga that need to go back to da hood get his ass wooped so he can remember how its not done

Snitch Bitch Ass Nigga

by Snitch Cleaner June 20, 2009

snitches get no bitches

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch

Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018