Performing a daring maneuver in any situation in which a daring maneuver is completely and utterly unnecessary.
Alex: Yo man you cant stop that, i just pulled a Wesley Snipes.
Rob: Dude, that was the lamest shit I think I've ever seen.
Scott: Alex, you have smoked yourself retarded.
Rob: Dude, that was the lamest shit I think I've ever seen.
Scott: Alex, you have smoked yourself retarded.
by The boys at Nottingham December 7, 2006
Get the Wesley Snipes mug.A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
by neranfafu July 8, 2012
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A sidesplat is a shot/effect in a film in which a character, usually while walking across a street in a somewhat distracted state of mind is suddently slammed by a fast moving vehicule that explodes into the frame from offscreen left or right.
The shot often begins quietly , sometimes in slow motion, before a sudden burst of sound of the motor screaming, tires screeching, and/or horn of the vehicule. This of course adds to the jolting effect of the regular speed visual of the crash.
There are several examples of this effect from different movies.
The shot often begins quietly , sometimes in slow motion, before a sudden burst of sound of the motor screaming, tires screeching, and/or horn of the vehicule. This of course adds to the jolting effect of the regular speed visual of the crash.
There are several examples of this effect from different movies.
Dude, remember when that girl got totally slammed by that car in " Edge of Darkness ". I so didn't see that coming !
That was a total sidesplat !
That was a total sidesplat !
by Marc O.C. May 15, 2010
Get the sidesplat mug.Kinda like flip flops, but more commonly with socks underneath (which doesn't look too good, but are more comfortable than bare feet.)
If your gonna wear slides, remember that they look better without socks, even if it is less comfortable.
by I KAN SPEL May 5, 2022
Get the Slides mug.Young man: i've been dating a pretty nice girl for a few months now.
Friend: have you been doing any sideshtupping, or is this one serious?
Friend: have you been doing any sideshtupping, or is this one serious?
by sk8pss January 8, 2011
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Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.
Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.
Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.
by JSJoyce December 22, 2008
Get the Bud Slides mug.a faint whistle while speaking, usually due to a boogar in one nostril or a sharp cut to the incisor.
Me: Everytime Jermaine tried telling that joke about basketball a high pitched whistle came out of his nose...
Larry: Yeah, I know, I couldnt handle it. He got all Whistley Snipes on our ass.
Larry: Yeah, I know, I couldnt handle it. He got all Whistley Snipes on our ass.
by Hannukah Bush June 18, 2012
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