Snerping

The act of sneaking into someone's house and having sex with their mother.

Tom: hey marc what did you do this weekend?
Marc: oh you know, I went snerping at Mary's house.

by Hey daddy May 26, 2018

Snarking

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure

My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.

by Oreosmom March 27, 2020

clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.

"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"

by bro code is real! October 10, 2015

Snapping a G-string

When you place a 20 dollar bill in front of a female strippers G-String while flirting and then say "phsych" while you pull the 20$ bill away to release the G-String creating a snapping sound.

Bob:While Snapping a G-String the bouncer came and threw me out

Jill: did it leave a welt?

by wi wi west May 21, 2010

snarfinglewiffled

to be screwed or in deep shit

Dammit dude you are so snarfinglewiffled

by Nyle October 8, 2003

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005