A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").
"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)
-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
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1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...
1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006
Get the snarf your turtle mug.noun -- a nasal sound made while eating and breathing at the same time; a sound made while consuming edibles; a disturbing, aural display of food consumption
i.e. Dude, that snarfle you just made sounded fucking sick. Don't snarfle like that anymore, dude. - snar·fl·er; snar·fl·ee
by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005
Get the snarfle mug.A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.
One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.
A fart-sniffer.
One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.
A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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Get the snarfin' mug.The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.
by JJames September 17, 2005
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