Sgt. Sarcasm

A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".

Dude 1: "The grass is green."
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"

by blackjack March 10, 2005

sarcasmatic

A combination of being sarcastic and charismatic.

I have a sarcasmatic personality.

by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

soft sarcasm

Using sarcasm in a softer manner so as to not blatantly hurt someones feelings.

I love how Morgan Webb uses soft sarcasm to bash crappy and/or average games on X - Play.
"This game would be much better if had more kittens to hide its obvious negative nuances."

by JayRomieO June 15, 2005

meta-sarcasm

1. The act of being sarcastic about be being sarcastic.

Person #1: "Hey are you being sarcastic?" said in non-sarcastic voice.

Person #2: "No, I'm not being sarcastic," said in sarcastic voice.

Person #1: "Wait, are you using meta-sarcasm?" non-sarcastic.

Person #2: "Yes," said in sarcastic voice.

by Captain Potassium June 15, 2009

quantum sarcasm

When a person is either being sarcastic, albeit very dryly, or being serious and the person they are talking to can not tell whether or not they are being sarcastic or serious. They could be simultaneously serious or sarcastic at the exact same moment in time, thus quantum sarcasm.

Guy takes another man's sandwich and the man whose sandwich has been taken says "Go ahead and take it." in an inflected voice and direct stare. An uncomfortable moment passes because the man who took sandwich is now not sure of whether the other man is serious or is sarcastically remarking on the situation. Thus quantum sarcasm because sarcasm or seriousness are both equally valid options at the moment.

by joshfromriverside March 13, 2012

sarcasm

Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.

Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.

Me:You're just too intelligent for it.

Stupid: Of course i am.

Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..

by The Bon and only January 12, 2009

Sergeant Sarcasm

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.

You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm

by Mr Stan August 8, 2010