swaddled

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

Saddle Goose

A fool.

Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!

by CarsonDB November 9, 2020

back in the saddle

1.) To begin doing what you stopped doing before, and often after recovering from an illness or a set-back.

2.) Riding a horse

1.) The doctor said that I have fully recovered, so I am ready and will be back in the saddle by Monday.

2.) His teenage son got a new position in the polo club, and he is now back in the saddle

by Sir Orlando November 11, 2013

saddle creek

an amazing record label consisting of anorexics and drunks.

Have you heard the new record from Saddle Creek?

by shesauglygirl February 1, 2004

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

Turkish Saddle

Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.

Its been a long day Sally, come here and give your man the Turkish Saddle.

by protenacious D March 6, 2009

blazing saddles

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

by M.star September 5, 2004