Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008

smurf curtain

The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

by Hcappngown January 11, 2017

sniper smurf

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

''OMG! LOOK AT THAT SEXY SNIPER SMURF''

by 12inchpenis32 May 7, 2022

Smurf Juice

The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.

I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.

by tones10 December 10, 2012

smarly

At the beginning she looks shy, but when you really know her you will see how beautiful and strong she is. She is confident and smart. She would never let you down.

Shy confident smarly

by Lyaboo March 15, 2017

Tennessee Angry Smurf

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak

Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf

by angry smurf boy August 27, 2011

mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day

Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat

by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast September 20, 2023